Today, me and one of my main bro’s (yes, that’s you, Jeremy) were just standing around, exhuming our awesomeness onto passers-by when we realised something… what’s better than trying to make people more awesome? ANNOYING THEM! But how do we annoy them, we asked ourselves. Do we throw food? No, too adolescent. Do we, threaten them at point-blank range with a firearm? No… that could get us into a tiny bit of trouble. Do we plank on them? No, come on, dude, this isn’t 2011. After a bit of thinking, we decided… we would play a game with the passers-by. This game would be so genius that they wouldn’t even realise we were doing it AND it would have no legal percussion’s on us. This game, as we later named, was Student Dodgem. The aim of the game was simple; stroll out in front of a walking student and stop and make them either bump into you… or… walk around you, I guess… it was funny at the time, trust me.
How to play STUDENT DODGEM!
Step 1: Find your victim. For beginners, I suggest choosing a kid that is smaller than you and unlikely to try and beat you up. Maybe even someone you know, but not necessarily on speaking terms with. Sure, it will most likely ruin any potential relationship between you, but hey, that’s not my problem.
Step 2: Start walking. Now, I’ll be honest; this game involves a lot of advanced mathematics and physics. You’ll need to work it out exactly so that your line of movement just about coincides with your victims, but you also need to be moving fast enough so your victim continues walking and doesn’t move out of the way before you expect them to.
Step 3: When you are in your victim’s path, juuuuust as they are about to walk past, either stop and turn around so that they bump into you or walk backwards into them. Once you are successful, it might be wise to call out to your friend or act oblivious to the fact that you just purposely bumped into a random person. Either look at your phone or start tying your shoe… honestly, I couldn’t care because if you’ve listened to me for this long, you’re a maniac.
Step 4 (Optional Under the Circumstance): RUN! Chances are, you’ll eventually bump into someone that won’t be too happy with your little games, in which case, I suggest you high tail it out of there quicker than a woman in a shoe sale.
VIDEO AND PICTURES COMING SOON.
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