How to Avoid the Friendzone.

Ahhhhh, the friendzone. Every man trying to bang a hot chick has been there. If you haven't ever been in the friendzone, it's probably because a) You're Lying, b) You're as Awesome and Good Looking as I am, or c) You're 12.
Before we get started, let's take a look at what the friendzone actually is. If you're a guy, you'll most likely hear the word 'Friendzone' tossed into everyday conversation semi-frequently... but what does it actually mean? In short, the Friendzone is an area in which males are put into by females when the consider them 'Just Friends'. You can be put into this category for every and any particular reason. It could be because you got to know her to quickly, she got to know you too quickly, you're Tasmanian... ANY REASON WHATSOEVER! It doesn't even have to make sense; I've had a bro who got 'Friendzoned' because he played AFL (I can actually see why now...). The Friendzone is like a spiders web. If you're weak and happen to be a bit too cocky or not very strong willed, you will get stuck and it will be damn near impossible to escape, however, if you're a bit tougher and you really put your mind to it, you may be able to escape the web and conquer the spider (sexual pun intended). How do you avoid the friendzone then? I'm glad you asked.

There. That'll help you avoid the friendzone. NOW GO MY CHILDREN! GO AND GET LAID!!

What's that? That doesn't help you escape the friendzone at all? I DIDN'T SAY IT'D HELP YOU ESCAPE THE FRIENDZONE, YOU FOOL! I SAID IT'D HELP YOU AVOID IT! 

The moral of the story? Stop coming to your Uncle Brad every time you have troubles with women, 'cause chances are, you'd be coming to me ALL THE TIME! Women are confusing. Deal with it. Go out to a club, hit the town, hit on new women. Don't get too hung up on just one. If you're having trouble working out what chick to hit on, print off a copy of 'Hot Chick Bingo' and get out there and have some fun!*

I'm just kidding guys, I just needed to sifter out some of the weaker viewers. If you're reading this than that indicates you really wanna bang this chick and who am I to tell you otherwise. It'll also show me that you are one of my avid viewers and for that, I'll give you a special treat. Keep checking this post because soon I will post a link to a 'secret blog page' that'll tell you how to escape the friendzone once and for all! GOOD LUCK!