Hot Chick Bingo

Once again, me and my bros were hanging out and, once again, they were all bored. While I tried to suggest awesome things to do, like pick up hot chicks or play some laser tag, they all refused, because... well, they're lame. So, to mix things up a bit, I suggested a game of my own invention... Hot Chick Bingo. Originally, the idea of hot chick bingo was to find 5 hotties, each with the 5 main hair colors; Blonde, Brunette, Black Hair, Red Hair and Obviously Dyed Hair.

To begin with, we employed a strict set of rules including 'the girl must not be with a guy', 'has to be in an actual store' and 'must be over an 8'. This proved to be very difficult because we were at the mall, and let's be honest, chicks that hang out at malls AREN'T usually that hot. After a bit of searching, I realised I was on to something, so here, for the first time EVER... Hot Chick Bingo.

Easy Version: Over the course of 1 day, you must each spot a hot chick with Blonde Hair, Brown Hair, Black Hair, Red Hair and Dyed Hair. Seems easy enough, right? Although, this doesn't really have too much relation to the actual game of Bingo, so I decided to take it one step further. 

Intermediate Version: This is for a more keen eye, not for beginners. I have happily created an actual Bingo card that you must complete over the period of three days (or at least three days on the town). This handy little card can easily be folded up and put in your wallet so you can play anywhere, any time. More stricter rules apply for this game; two squares CANNOT overlap and only one square can get ticked off at a time. For example, if you find a hot blonde lesbian, you cannot cross off both hot lesbian AND hot blonde, only one, so choose wisely. Now, you can either play it by yourself or play it with others... but either way, you're not really getting anything out of it, not like the...

Expert Version: You come looking for a challenge? This is it. The two games above me are for little kids or people just starting to pick up chicks, but this... this is the mans game. Now, because of the difficulty of this challenge, it can be completed over the period of one year. Much like the intermediate version, you must find each one of these women... but to cross them off, you need to go out with a bang... literally. Whoever completes this challenge officially earns the title of Brohammad Ali.