Wednesday, March 23, 2011

History of Suiting Up

What does it mean to Suit Up? If you answered 'To Put on a Suit'... you are a sad, strange, little man... and you have my pity...

Definition of Suit Up- To grow some balls, as it pertains to the pursuit of women. The act of "suiting up" is a realization of values that make a man attractive to a woman, and a rejection of the values of a man that are idealized in women, but provide no success pragmatically in attraction. This includes rejecting notions of being nice, seeking to be liked for whom you are, and treating a woman well etc. Hence, "suiting up" is a moment of growth and acceptance of such things necessary to attraction as playing hard to get, being rich, being cocky, having good hygiene, and dressing well. This phrase is derived from the physical action of putting on a suit or "suiting up" in order to impress the ladies.

Moving back on track, Man has been Suiting Up since the dawn of time... here is a quick overview of Suiting Up.

When Adam first grew a pair... and SUITED UP!

This Neanderthal Suited Up to pick up hot monkey chicks

Suit Up unto others as they will Suit Up unto you. - The Bible

Creating the lightbulb didn't get him laid... Suiting Up DID! - Thomas Edison

Neil Armstrong Space Suited Up to get with some hot, triple-breasted alien chicks...

Obama Suits Up and subsequently creates the 'Fist Bump' simultaneously

Barney Stinson... LEGENDARY!




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