How to get likes on your Facebook picture.

Facebook is no longer the social network that it was once designed to be; It's a competition. How do you win, you may ask? You get 'likes'. Yes, that's right; Facebook is now no more than a good old fashion, moral boosting site where people attempt to attract attention in hopes of gaining a 'like' through an onymous voting system which reflects either how appealing the status is or where you stand amongst the social ladder. Whilst some of us have to post highly deep and meaningful or ridiculously humorous statuses to gain an appropriate response, some of those who are seated higher up on communal hierarchy can post almost anything and it would still be accepted amongst both those who are on the same level social influence and also those who are often 'tossed aside'.* A common question asked by those who are lower down on the pecking order of life is 'Why do I not receive many likes when some of the 'wildly popular' people can post a picture of the sky and still rack up 200 likes" (I'll discuss these monstrous people in a later article...). Well, after a deep anal-ysis (on your mum... (I dunno, I'm tired, give me a break)), I have discovered the root of the issue and now, for your convenience...

"How to get the most amount of likes possible on a Facebook picture."

For Males:

• Post a humorous picture - Facebook is divided into 2 main catogories; those who respond well to comedy and those who respond well to pictures... combine them together to appeal to the majority of Facebooks' demographic.
• Post a good looking picture of yourself - Bitches love good looking guys (Exhibit A). Even if you aren't good looking, pretend you are! Chicks love that stuff; bound to get you some likes.
• Post a picture of yourself with a relatable or humorous caption.
• Post a picture of yourself with a hot female friend - If you don't have one, GET ONE (anyone get the reference?)
• Post a controversial political or religious picture - Won't get you likes per se, but it'll definitely rack up a lot of comments!
• Post a picture of your rock hard abs - Sure, you might not have any now, but go to the gym man, seriously... just... get abs and post them. It'll get likes... BELIEVE ME.
• Become famous somehow - Worked for Snooki, it can work for you.

For Females:

• Post a picture of you with your tits out - You know what I'm talking about...
• Do a 'Duck Faced' Pout - For some reason, this shit works. You look like a whore but it works... actually, that might be why...