The Bro Code (Words)

Hey Guys.
Recently, I have been in a bit of a pickle... no... I'm not going to make a joke out of that sentence...
Anyway, I realised what society lacks... Bro Code Words.
Say your chilling at a bar, or a club, or a quad or Church; I don't know... wherever you fancy picking up women. So, you're there, you see a this foxy little thaaang sitting alone... so, naturally, you approach her. Only you get over there and use your best line, she turns out to be the female equivalent of Gary Busey...

Oh, Dear Lord...

Well my good friend... you've become a victim of Bakku-shan. Bakku-shan is a Japanese word that means a woman who looks good from behind, but not from the front. In this post, I'll be reviewing some famous Slang words or 'Bro Code Words' as well as some me and my fellow Bro's have come up with...  use them well and use them appropriately... if a female comes into possession of these words... we will all be doomed...

UPDATE:
I realise I haven't updated my blog in a while... now, when I say a while... I mean a WHILE. Because of my awesome life, I haven't been able to sit down and just... blog. Now, I'll try to get onto that but, like I said, because of my busy life, it still might be a little hard (you know what else is hard... no, I won't go there... yet...), but please, keep checking the site every week or so; you never no what you'll find ;).

So, back to the article... where was I... oh, that's right. Bro Code Words. Some of these, you may already know, some you might not. Others, I'll just make up and pretend they were real. In the case of the latter, you are advantaged, because only YOU and the minority of the population that view this blog (I really do mean minority) will know what they mean.

In this article, the male who intends to pick up women shall be dubbed as 'Roxas'... no reason behind that name... I just think it's cool. Now, in the interest of keeping this blog RELATIVELY PG rated, I'll substitute certain words... which I'm sure you'll either know or that are easily Googleable (do I get money for product placement? My email's on my profile, Google... just... letting you know).

• Bop - A woman who is notorious for performing 'Noggin'... (do you see... what I... did there?)
• Beezy - A woman who is a 'female dog'. Obviously, not in the literal sense. This can be used by the wingman to show Roxas that, whilst the woman MAY be hot, she is a bit-... I mean, a female dog.
• Booty Doo - This refers to a woman who's stomach is bigger than her butt. Whilst it is acceptable to pursue a slightly bigger girl, she MUST have a butt bigger than her stomach. A Booty Doo is not deemed worthy bait by bro's. 
• Buttaface - A chick who has a great body, boobs, hair and bum, but an unattractive face. 'Everything about her is perfect but her face.' When pursuing a buttaface, a paper bag is recommended for night time activities.
• Cake - A girl with a rocking bottom. Sort of like a Booty Doo, but without the big stomach. 
• Cake Face- a girl who uses FAR too much make up... and most of the time winds up looking like a transexual prostitute.
• Chron (Pronounced TRON... you know, like the movie (Go watch it (not that Legacy crap, the original (OK, so Legacy wasn't THAT bad... (I mean, it had decent graphics and all, but the story was ridiculous (Then again, so was the original story line (FINE, GO WATCH THEM BOTH!)))))))- The perfect girl in your description. To most, she has a great body, is hot, funny, kind and intelligent (if you're into that sorta thing). To some weirdo's, she might be fat, bug eyed and smell like mule food, but nonetheless, it's how YOU view a perfect girl.

A perfect example of a Chron

• Gucci - A gold digger. Someone who is only interested in money. This codeword can be useful, as it allows the wingman to show the girls main interest without blatantly saying 'she wants your money, not your penis'.
• H.F.F.A - Hot From Far Away. A girl who looks hot from a distance, but not up close. 
• H.U.C or Huck - Hot Up Close. Kinda opposite to a H.F.F.A... but is hot far away as well...
• L.G.F.T.D - Looks Good From The Door. A chick who looks good walking into a room or party. Similar to a H.F.F.A, but the hotness up close is undefined (if at a party, it might be because you're drunk)
• Peng - A hot chick. Nope, no exceptions, just an all-round hot chick. It's just a way of being a bit more discrete and yelling to your mate that a hot chick is standing at the bar... 
• Ratchet - A ratchet is a girl who is insane. She may be hot, but is insane. Don't get me wrong, insane girls shouldn't just be cast off, but they must be pursued with caution. For more details on Insane Hot chicks, see 'The Hot Crazy Scale'. 
• Skatch - A repulsive 'skank'. Surprisingly Common in Modern Society. Usually a girl who thinks they are good looking, but are usually quite ugly. Sometimes, they might not actually think they are good looking, but dress provocatively nonetheless or hang out with actual skanks. 
• Wale Tail - When a girls underwear (particularly thongs) are visible out the top of a girls pants. 

Well children, that's all for today. If you have anymore code words you think should be added, feel free to list them in the comments (which I know you WON'T do... none of you ever give me feedback... but that's cool... I'm awesome...)