Hey everyone.
You may or may not have been wondering lately (my odds are on the latter), where has Brad gone? Why has no one been updating his blog? Why do the news keep reporting on Kim Kardashian?
Well, to answer none of those questions, I apologise for my absence; up until now I
have been really busy with school and work commitments so I haven't had a chance to update The Brads Blog in quite a while (that was a complete and utter lie, I have no work or school commitments and if I did I wouldn't be doing them.)
Now, as you have been countlessly informed by teachers, parents and poorly animated, Saturday morning cartoons, high school is one of the most important chapters in the seemingly endless story that is our lives. We are constantly told that if we keep our head down, have no social life and have no fun in general, we will get into a good university and go on to lead a a consumeristic lifestyle
driven by the empty materialism of the modern world (sorry, I'll keep the whole capitilism rants for my other blog). Anyway, I don't need to enforce how awful high school is. The drama, the stress, the bowl cut, the acne... Wow, you really are a loser, aren't you. Well, not to worry, Jeremy! Uncle Brad is here to help you live your high school years to the fullest! In this blog post, I can show you how
to cut stress time by up to 100%, how to increase your free time to up to 168 hours a week and how to succeed in high school without really trying.
Now, I consider myself to be very unindustrious. 9 times out of 10, I will take the easiest method of completing a task and the other 1 time out of 10, I would've found an easier way and done it like that. Naturally, this kind of conflicts with the whole notion of 'give it your best shot' that most schools seem to enforce. Irresponsible? I guess so. Ridiculous? Not at all. Why? Because I know how high school works. I've worked out the system and know how to play it to it's advantage. The whole 'study your hardest' rule obviously isn't compulsory, it's recommended. However, like most recommended lifestyles, there are others that can work just as well. You don't need to study relentlessly to achieve high results. Now, I'm not denying that if you want the highest results possible, studying is the way to go, because it is. No, this is merely the average guys guide to getting through high school in one piece because if I can do it, then I'm damn sure you can do it too!
Coming Soon...
